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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Does coffee boost longevity? New study may have findings for people in midlife - San Francisco Chronicle

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

These are the best new MacBook deals in June: options starting at $649 - 9to5Mac

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Practice Report (6/9): Notes from the sideline - New York Giants

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

UFC Atlanta results: Rose Namajunas fends off submission scare, overwhelms Miranda Maverick - Yahoo Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

How long before AI can deliver an over-the-shoulder shot of a face in a film?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

'The Alters' is a genre-blending sci-fi survival ordeal about the horrors of being a project manager - Space